"How are the mighty fallen!  Tell it not in Gath, publish

it not in the streets of Ashkelon; lest the daughters of

the Philistines rejoice . . . How are the mighty fallen in

the midst of the battle!" (I Sam.1:19-25)

 

"But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the

Lord: and be sure your sin will find you out" (Numbers 32:23).

 

                HOW ARE THE

       MIGHTY FALLEN!

 

                 For many years I have remained silent.  I have said nothing.  But 

                          about ten years ago, after 30 years as a member of the Worldwide

                          Church of God, things came up that propelled me to expose the 

                          plain truth.  The incredible TRUTH about Herbert  and Garner Ted

                          Armstrong would make the Jim and Tammy Baker scandal seem

                          like small potatoes by comparison.  Since that time, new  scandals .

                          have arisen, causing this "problem" to explode onto the scene once

                          again.  In this up-to-date article, you will read things never put in the

                          "official" autobiography of Herbert W. Armstrong.  Prepare yourself   

                           to be shocked -- staggered -- and utterly dumfounded!

 

                                                          William F. Dankenbring

 

My connection with the Worldwide Church of God began in 1956, when I first heard the "World Tomorrow" program on radio station KVI, 590 on the dial, at 10:30 p.m. in the evenings, while living in Seattle, Washington.  I was a high school student at the time, and became a member of the Church after being contacted by a minister, Jimmy Friddle, the following year.  In 1959 I became a freshman student at Ambassador College, the Church's "West Point," and graduated in 1963.  I worked in the Letter Answering Department upon graduation full time, and then began writing articles for the Church magazines in 1965.

 

I remained a faithful employee of the Church and "the Work," as we called it, until 1974, when a crisis of believability struck the Church, and reports began to surface of serious wrong-doing on the part of Garner Ted Armstrong, and a cover-up perpetrated by his father, Herbert W. Armstrong.  At that time, in a massive "budget cut," I was terminated from employment in the Church's editorial division, along with several others.  Hurt and depressed by the sad spiritual condition in the Church at that time, I began publishing religious books, an area the Church seemed to have no interest in -- books to "keep alive" the truth of God.

 

 I remained a member of the Church until precisely one year after the death of Herbert Armstrong in January 1986.  At that time, Joseph Tkach, the new leader of the Church, decided he had had enough of my independent publishing work, and had me "disfellowshipped from the Church."  It was January, 1987.  I was permitted no opportunity to defend myself, or to meet with a council of ministers -- my fate had been decided, I was accused of rebellion and being a "false prophet," and simply informed I was "suspended" one week, disfellowshipped the next, and "marked" the third week!

 

Then on Thursday evening, December 3, 1987, a strange thing happened. Joe sent a messenger to my home.  He told me that Joe wanted me to know that Joe himself had not written a particular  article which  had appeared in the Pastor General's Report in 1982 which been very defamatory and critical of me and my book publishing company, called Triumph Publishing.

 

In fact, Joe's messenger said, it was Herbert Armstrong himself who had authored the article, dictating it to Aaron Dean, his personal secretary.  According to Joe Tkach, Herbert Armstrong was furious at the fact that in the preface of Overcoming Satan, a book I had published in 1981, I wrote a short "In Deepest Appreciation" column in which I expressed my "deepest gratitude, heart-felt appreciation, and warmest thanks" to Herbert W. Armstrong -- "the most dynamic man I have ever known."

 

  In January 1982, 1 had sent a copy of this book to Aaron Dean, asking him to show them to Herbert Armstrong, with a letter I sent to him.  I was seeking to renew my acquaintance with the apostle over the Church of God, whom I had not spoken with personally in over 15 years.  I was expressing my support for the Church, the Work, and my 100 percent backing for his attempt to "get the Church back on the track." At the same time, I was trying to help him understand about the vital books I was publishing under Triumph Publishing Company.

 

But the messenger from Joseph Tkach said that when Herbert Armstrong, who was about 90 years of age at the time, read that short column in my book he went into a rage and told him to disfellowship me, for I was using his name to make money and sell books!  The messenger from Joe said that Joe at the time flatly refused and told Herbert Armstrong he wouldn't do it.  And so the matter ended, except Herbert Armstrong dictated -- Joe Tkach said -- the slanderous diatribe which then appeared in the Pastor General's Report in April 1982.  Even Joe Tkach, supposedly, could not stop its publication when the "apostle general" issued such an article.

 

When I heard this news, it at first made me feel satisfied, on the one hand, if it were true, that Joseph Tkach was not responsible for the attack on me in 1982.  Rather, his messenger said, he supposedly attempted to defend me three separate times when Herbert Armstrong wanted to disfellowship me.  But was it really true?  If so, why hadn't he told me any of these things at the time?  Why was I left in the dark for five years?  Or were these just self-serving lies concocted by Joe Tkach to make me think well of him after he had disfellowshipped me from the Church? 

 

About that time, I checked an "Index to Church Literature" which was kept in the Ambassador College Library, and found a list of all the articles I had written while in the employ of the Church in the 1960's and 70's -- about a hundred articles and booklets.  Then I saw a reference to the article in the Pastor General's Report which had attacked Triumph Publishing Company and accused me of "merchandising the brethren."  And guess what I discovered?  Listed as the AUTHOR of the nasty little diatribe against me was the name of none other than JOSEPH W. TKACH!  Not the name of Herbert W. Armstrong!  Was this just a case of Joe trying to transfer blame from himself to Herbert Armstrong?  Apparently so!

 

I had been a member of the Church since 1957.  Since 1974 I had published the truth of God, independently, as God made the means available, and during the following 12 years I published 19 books -- surely a miracle of God!  When I left the Church employment I had nothing but a few thousand dollars severance pay and a typewriter -- no organization, no support, no salesmen, no promoters.  Even the Church offered no help whatsoever, despite the quality and usefulness of the books I was publishing.  Although the Church never condemned the books, it never praised them either.  The attitude over the years seemed to be to "damn with faint praise," as the old Navy expression has it.  There seemed to be an air of jealousy over my book writing and publishing on the part of the leadership of the Church.  Nevertheless, I remained a member until Joe Tkach himself had me "disfellowshipped" based on trumped up charges in 1987.

 

Looking back on that visit from Joseph Tkach's emissary, it seems that even then Tkach must have had a very negative attitude toward Herbert Armstrong, the man who had allegedly 'hand-picked" him to be his successor over the Church.  Over the years, I had come to learn many unhappy truths about Herbert Armstrong myself -- disillusionment had set in with many of his teachings in 1974 -- and his cover-up of his son's sins orchestrated by Herbert Armstrong at that time.  The truth was depressing, and it took me years to climb out of that giant cloud of depression.  What was the truth about this mysterious man?  How did he become a religious teacher and minister?  What were his original motives?  What were the facts about his life-style?  And what about his son, Garner Ted Armstrong?  What is the true story about these men?

 

It's time the facts were known.

 

                                         The Mystery of Herbert W. Armstrong

 

So many today seem to almost worship the memory of Herbert Armstrong.  Since his death on January 16, 1986, Joseph Tkach has taken the Worldwide Church of God in the completely opposite direction, and revoked and changed ALL the basic teachings of the Church.  He himself has proven to be a Judas Iscariot - a modern day "son of perdition."  Yet the question remains -- why did Herbert Armstrong ever appoint this man as an "evangelist" in the Church during his later years?  Why did he appoint him to be his "successor" when he died?  Why did he put so much trust in this man, who has proved to be a heretic and false teacher who has trampled on ALL the fundamental teachings that Herbert Armstrong imparted to the Church?

 

What went wrong?  Where did Herbert Armstrong go astray?  There is much more to the saga and life story of Herbert W. Armstrong than many thousands of people imagine.  The truth will boggle your mind.  The evidence shows, today, in retrospect, that Herbert Armstrong was a great teacher of many truths of God, many of which he restored to the Church during these end times -- but he was also a deeply flawed man of God.

 

When I think about the life of this man, and the Church and religious Work he built, I feel much like David felt, when hearing of the deaths of Saul and Jonathan.  David lamented their deaths, with the song quoted at the beginning of this article.  He sorrowed for them, even though Saul had totally disqualified himself from office.  Even though Saul had been God's selected, chosen "anointed," he had begun abusing his office and finally sinned greatly and totally disqualified (I Sam.15).  Even after that point, however, God left him in office for many more years, until the time came for David to be given the throne.

 

So I have pondered about the truth about Herbert W. Armstrong.    The parallels between the lives of King Saul and Herbert Armstrong are plentiful.  But there are other amazing Scriptural parallels, also.

                                      The Real Unwritten Biography

 

In the days of the Judges of Israel, a young child was born who was destined to be a prophet of the Lord God.  His name was Samuel.  He grew up in the Temple of God, under the auspices of the high priest, one whose name was Eli.

 

Notice what Almighty God had to say about His own anointed high priest, the one occupying the highest spiritual office in the land.  "Now Eli was VERY OLD (much like Herbert Armstrong became!), and heard all that his sons did unto all Israel; and how they lay with the women that assembled at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

 

"And he said unto them, Why do ye such things? for I hear of your evil dealings by all this people.  Nay, my sons; for it is no good report that I hear: ye make the Lord's people to transgress.  If one man sin against another, the judge shall judge him: but if a man sin against the Lord, who shall intreat for him?  Notwithstanding they hearkened not unto the voice of their father, because the Lord would slay them" (I Sam.2:22-25).

 

Eli had a very serious problem in the sight of God.  He was overly indulgent of his own sons, who were committing adultery and fornication with the women of Israel.  They were seducing them at the very tabernacle of God!  Yet beyond this rather mild reprimand, and "slap on the wrist," Eli did nothing about the problem.  The story continues:

 

"And there came a man of God unto Eli, and said unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Did I plainly appear unto the house of thy father, when they were in Egypt in Pharaoh's house?  And did I choose him out of all the tribes of Israel to be my priest . . .?

 

"Wherefore kick ye at my sacrifice and at mine offering . . . and honorest thy sons above me, to make yourselves FAT with the chiefest of all the offerings of Israel my people?

 

"Wherefore the Lord God of Israel saith, I said indeed that thy house, and the house of thy father, should walk before me forever: but now the Lord saith, Be it far from me; for them that honor me I will honor, and they that despise me shall be lightly esteemed.

 

"Behold, the days come, that I will CUT OFF THINE ARM, and the arm of thy father's house, that there shall not be an old man in thine house... And the man of thine, whom I shall not cut off from mine altar, shall be to consume thine eyes, and to grieve thine heart: and all the increase of thine house shall die in the flower of their age" (I Sam.2:27-33).

 

As Samuel grew older, God then spoke to him in a vision, regarding the fate of Eli.  "And the Lord said to Samuel, Behold, I will do a thing in Israel, at which both the ears of every one that heareth it shall tingle (this was a prophecy of the coming judgment on Eli's house, and also a prophecy of the future Great Tribulation!  Eli was merely a TYPE of a leader of the Church of God during this end-time generation!).  In that day I will perform against Eli all things which I have spoken concerning his house: when I begin, I will also make an end.  For I have told him that I will judge his house (family) for ever for the INIQUITY WHICH HE KNOWETH; because bis sons made themselves VILE, and he restrained them not" (I Samuel 3:11-13).

 

Does God change?  Is He a respecter of persons?

 

Malachi was inspired to write, "For I am the Lord, I change NOT; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed" (Mal.3:6).

 

God will deal with any modern-day servant of His who lives and acts like Eli, just as He dealt with His servant Eli, over 3,000 years ago!  And he will deal with their adulterating sons just as He dealt with the evil, fornicating, womanizing sons of Eli!

 

Make no mistake!  As the apostle Paul surely wrote, "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap" (Gal.6:7).

 

The sad tragedy and truth is, our generation has seen and witnessed another "Eli and son"!  It is possible that the modern "Eli" repented late in his life, of his "indulge" of his remaining son, who also was a high-ranking minister in the Church -- but God Himself will have to be the judge of that.

 

                                         The 1974 Debacle and Exodus

 

In 1974 many ministers left the Worldwide Church of God.  The reason many of them left has not been thoroughly understood.  The truth has been buried under an avalanche of false accusation, rumor, and official denials and pronouncements from the pulpit.  But the truth should make you shudder with horror, and lament like Jeremiah, and pray like Nehemiah, for the sins of God's people and God's Church!

 

Be sure these covered up sins shall not go unpunished in the sight of Almighty God! Let's investigate the facts -- just the facts -- and see what the evidence tells us.

 

As in the tragic case of Eli, whose sons perished when the Philistines attacked and seized the ark of God, the historical record proves beyond any doubt that Herbert Armstrong's own son, Garner Ted Armstrong, was guilty over a quarter of a century of committing adultery and whoredom with hundreds of women, including paid prostitutes around the world and young Ambassador college co-eds, many of whom later became married to ministers in the Church!

 

I first learned of this shocking revelation in 1972, when Ted Armstrong was "exiled" temporarily from the Church and sent to Colorado.  According to reports, he had committed adultery with a young stewardess on his Falcon jet.  He was so enamored of her that he wanted to divorce his wife Shirley and marry the stewardess.  According to a recent e-mail I received from a friend of the girl, who died of cancer in 1998 and left a wonderful family behind, the actual facts of the case are that Ted Armstrong victimized her.  She was not his “mistress” at all, but she told her friend, who knew her very well, that Ted was a “crazy man” who would manipulate and lie with complete ease.  She was his stewardess for about four months.  Says the confidant, “She ran away from him when he raped her in a motel room after tricking her into believing she was going with him on a church trip.  She ran away from him and moved back to Minnesota and he chased after her.  He would sleep in his car waiting to get a glimpse of her.  She was absolutely petrified of him.”  So far as I know, these are the real facts of the case!

 

This shocking revelation was then topped by the news that this girl, whose name was Gail, was not the first of Ted's sexual interests.  He had been living a secret life of Playboy preacher for all the length of his ministry!  I learned that he had been committing adultery with a girl in 1965 when another minister of the Church was also accused of committing adultery.  The other minister was fired; but Ted wasn't even reprimanded or suspended from his job as first vice president of the Work and Church at the time!

 

Over dinner one evening, this whole sordid story was poured out to me by the former executive secretary of Herbert Armstrong.  She had several girls come to her with their problems, and the problem was "Ted." He was having several affairs.  When Mrs. Swaney tried to talk to Herbert Armstrong about it, Mrs. Loma Armstrong defended Ted.  Ted later accused Mrs. Swaney of having a demon, and she was fired from her responsible job, disfellowshipped from the Church, and ostracized by all her former friends in the Church.  Years later Mrs. Swaney was allowed back in the Church, but she was never rehired by the Work.  Eventually she died, a true sister in Christ  She had suffered virtual "martyrdom" for her role in the Ted Armstrong affair.

 

It was in 1972 that an associate in the Work of God confided to me that Ted Armstrong had been having affairs with an estimated 200 or more girls during his ministry as an evangelist in the Church, while he preached on the radio and television.  Two hundred!  Some of these were former students at Ambassador College, baby sitters, and female employees of the Work -- girls I had known as friends and acquaintances at Ambassador College! 

 

One man, a friend of mine, whose name was Jerry Horton, worked in the radio studio at the College.  One day he was taking some material up to Ted Armstrong's office.  The door was ajar, so he began to go in -- but then he noticed a strange phenomenon.  On the couch was Garner Ted Armstrong, having sexual relations with a young, pretty college co-ed!   Hurt, shame-faced, and infuriated inside, Jerry quietly retreated.  But he never forgot the sight.  Shaken to the core, this traumatic discovery caused him to lose all respect for the leadership in the Church, and he eventually left.

 

When astonishing facts regarding Ted Armstrong's moral turpitude threatened to become public in 1972, I remember a painful Bible study in Pasadena when Herbert Armstrong announced the "exile" of his son to Colorado.  I remember painfully how God's "apostle" threatened the entire listening congregation, warning them NOT to try to find out what Ted had done -- it was kept an official mystery, a secret.  All Herbert Armstrong admitted at the time was that Ted had some sort of "breakdown,"

and had been under a lot of "pressure" from his many responsibilities.  In other words, he lied to the entire Church of God, and performed a masterful "cover up" that made the "Watergate Cover Up" of President Nixon look amateurish by comparison!

 

What were the actual facts?

 

In The Broadway to Armageddon, a book written by former minister of the Worldwide Church of God, William B. Hinson, several sensational, shocking facts are pointed out.  In his informative, very helpful book, Hinson quotes another former high ranking minister, Al Carrozzo, whom I knew personally many years.  He and I used to play softball together on the Church league softball teams.  In answering questions put to him by ministers, Carrozzo admitted, "Yes, it is true that Herbert W. Armstrong forced Ted and Shirley to get married.  The fact that Shirley was pregnant was a source of great embarrassment for Herbert.  Rod Meredith relates the profound embarrassment he experienced when Herbert Armstrong tried to explain how Shirley gave birth to a premature eight pound baby boy.  It is a matter of record substantiated by scores of people who were there."

 

Carrozzo continued: "Herbert Armstrong had known about Ted's sexual shenanigans from the very beginning.  By the beginning I mean 1952 and before.  The majority of the Evangelists did not know years in advance of Ted's exile in 1972."

 

When asked how many women Ted had had affairs with, Al Carrozzo answered: "Absolutely yes, Ted admitted to having affairs with over 200 different women . . . He said 'by conservative estimate' there were 200 women.  This was on January 30, 1972, in his home in Pasadena" when he made this confession.

 

In a full-color, quality publication called Ambassador Report which was published in 1977, Al Carrozzo wrote a thorough expose of Garner Ted Armstrong's sexual misdeeds, entitled "The Profligate Son." In it Carrozzo quotes Ted Armstrong as telling him in a private meeting, at 10:05 A.M., May 16,1973, "Al, let's get one thing straight!  I'm a no good, fornicating, adulterating son of a bitch!"

 

Carrozzo goes on, "This was not the first or the only time Ted ever admitted that he was an adulterer.  In spite of repeated public denials, Ted has privately admitted that he has been guilty of flagrant, continuous adultery and fornication for almost a quarter of a century -- as a church member, an executive, and an evangelist!"

 

Carrozzo points out how he first learned of Ted's problem in 1965 when the "whole sordid affair was swept under the rug, while Ted came out lily-white." In 1967 the husband of one of Ted's victims informed Carrozzo that his wife had had sexual relations with the handsome radio evangelist.  When Al confronted Ted with

the allegations, he admitted it was true, but blamed the girl for flaunting her exciting body in front of him, until in weakness he gave in.  Al did not pursue the matter further, as Ted talked him out of telling his father.

 

In an article in the New Times, dated December 4-10, 1997, entitled "Honey, I Shrunk the Church," by Ron Russell, we find an astonishing report made about Ted Armstrong's infidelities, and his own personal admissions.  The author interviewed Al Carrozzo, who had been an evangelist in the Church.  Carrozzo told him a strange story.  The author wrote:

 

              "The word had leaked out during the 1960s, the result of a minister having been caught

                    having sex with an Ambassador College coed.  It was a big scandal on a campus where

                    Herbert had forbidden girls to wear makeup and where holding hands was a punishable

                    offense.  Before being excommunicated, the fallen minister let it slip that Ted also had

                    been sleeping around.

 

                     "His comments prompted Carrozzo, then dean of students, to conduct his own

                      investigation, which convinced him that it was true.  Among Ted's avowed con-

                      quests were dozens of wide-eyed college women, including some who became

                      ministers' wives.  Carrozzo says -- adding that he shared his knowledge with a

                      superior who told him that Ted had been fooling around for years and that

                      Herbert had given up trying to do anything about it.  Much later, the former dean

                      says, he confronted Ted after listening incredulously to a distraught young married

                      woman confess to committing a carnal sin.  After much hesitation, she declared that

                      the younger Armstrong had seduced her.  'He admitted it,' says Carrozzo.  'Then, I'll

                      never forget, he said:  "Put me behind bars, slip my food to me, keep me in solitary

                      confinement, but just don't take my microphone away because I must preach the

                      message God has given me"'" (New Times, Dec.4-10, 1997, p.16).

 

 But in mid-1971 Ted's problem once again surfaced.  Ted's promiscuity became known to top administrators in the Church, and Herbert sent him on a leave of absence for several months.  Members of the Church were led to believe Ted was gone for "health reasons."

 

During these events, Herbert Armstrong was never candid to the Church.  He covered everything up and threatened anyone who would pry into matters with expulsion and disfellowshipment from the Church!  In his own mind, I suppose, he thought he was "protecting the Church."  But as he allowed his son to return, without evidence of TRUE repentance, the problems continued.

 

After Ted was brought back, and allowed to preach at the Feast of Tabernacles sites in the fall of 1971, things once again came to a head.  During his stay at Squaw Valley, after he preached a sermon entitled "What The World Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love," Ted spent that very night in the arms of his mistress, Gail, who was an Ambassador college student, and the stewardess of his Falcon jet, which he used to fly around the country.  That very night, Ted and the young girl shacked up in a Lake Tahoe cabin on the south shore. Once again Church investigators discovered Ted's adultery -- caught him red-handed, in the act.  And his father was again notified.

 

In a subsequent letter to the members of the Church, Herbert Armstrong wrote that Ted felt he would be up to speaking at all the Festival sites, but after speaking at Squaw Valley "his fourth site, tensions had built up until his nerves were at razor-edge, and he could not continue."

 

This was of course a carefully constructed "lie," obviating the true nature of the discovery of Ted's "problem."  Once again Herbert Armstrong prevaricated, and rather than face the unvarnished truth of the situation, and publicly rebuke his philandering son, he chose to deliberately lie, to once again cover up the adulterous liaison!  Herbert knew perfectly well why Ted was unable to continue preaching after Squaw Valley.  To say that Ted's nerves were at "razor-edge," and therefore he could not continue, was a blatant DECEPTION -- an absolute LIE!  Herbert Armstrong knew better.  But he had known of his son's problems all along, just as Eli the high priest had.  And he did not want the truth known to the membership whose tithes and offerings supported the Church.  He felt that the revelation of Ted's promiscuity would e devastating to the Church's finances and income.  So the charade continued.

 

Shortly after this, Ted was "exiled" to Hawaii with his wife and two close friends.  The friend was to "watch" Ted every second.  He evidently failed.  For while Ted was in Hawaii "recuperating," a letter arrived at the Ambassador College Mail Receiving Department from a woman who managed a massage parlor (euphemism for "whore house") in Hawaii.  The woman complained that there was a young masseuse in her employ who had been trying to come out of a life of sin, and who often watched Ted Armstrong on television.  This young masseuse had been "horrified into nightmarish disillusionment" Carrozzo writes, when she recognized Ted one day, sitting in the massage parlor, waiting to be "serviced" by one of the prostitutes!  The madam indignantly wrote that her masseuse was extremely upset from seeing the suave preacher there, especially after learning of his real reason for

being there!  (It wasn't to preach the gospel to the whores!)

 

After this incident, Ted was sent to Colorado to ostensibly "repent.."  After spending abouyt two months in "exile," he was brought back, however.  Soon, Ted's adulterous affairs were once again discovered.  Herbert Armstrong was forced to take further action.  Al Carrozzo explains what happened:

 

                "Around 10:30 p.m. Garner Ted came home from a Los Angeles Laker basketball game

                     and was stunned to find his father, most of the headquarters leadership, and Stan Rader

                     waiting in his living room.  Upon learning the purpose of their visit, he flew into a

                     reactionary rage during which he openly admitted he had had illicit sexual relations with

                     some 200 women -- and that was his 'conservative estimate' -- during his two decades

                     of association with his father's church.  Among his consorts were literally dozens of

                     youthful, wide-eyes coeds, plus several who became executive or ministerial wives. 

                      On this occasion Ted was given an official letter of disfellowship" ("The Profligate

                      Son," by Al Carrozzo, Ambassador Report, 1997, p.46).

                         

During this meeting Ted admitted he had been having an intimate sexual affair with an Ambassador College stewardess ever since the summer of 1970.  This clandestine, adulterous affair continued unabated, until Herbert Armstrong had been informed of it in the summer of 1971.  At that time, Herbert Armstrong took no action at all.  Says Carrozzo, "Instead of removing Ted from the ministry for good -- as he had done with other ministers guilty of adultery -- he precipitated a vast cover-up, much like former President Nixon attempted.  There is one major difference though: Herbert had been covering up Ted's sexual looseness since the early 1950s" ("The Profligate Son," by Al Carrozzo, Ambassador Report, 1997, p.46). 

 

Ted Armstrong was again exiled to an A-frame in Colorado, for several months.  During this time David Antion was commissisoned to write a research paper on "Qualifications for the Ministry," for Herbert Armstrong.  Antion's thorough paper, citing Biblical references in I Timothy 3 and Titus 1, showed that Ted for his vast womanizing was no longer qualified to remain a minister in God's Church, according to the Bible.  However, Al Carrozzo continues his account, apparently neither Ted or his father Herbert accepted the conclusions of the paper.  Says Carrozzo of the situation:

 

                "At the time, the leading ministers and I all thought Herbert really wanted to know

                     about Ted's qualifications, but later we found out he was trying to learn all the main

                     arguments against his son's return so he could persuasively refute them.  Herbert

                     forwarded Antion's paper to Ted, who promptly dismissed it, claiming the Biblical

                     arguments didn't apply to him because he had been 'called to preach the gospel from

                     his mother's womb.'  This defense, then, turned out to be Herbert's argument in favor

                     of Ted's return to full status and authority, in spite of Herbert's earlier pronouncement

                     that Ted, even if returned, would not occupy ministerial office" (ibid., p.46).

 

In contrast to Herbert Armstrong's handling of his son's flagrant and continuous adultery, it might be germane to mention that when another minister was caught having committed a single act of adultery in 1968, he was fired from his job, put out of the ministry, and disfellowshipped from the Church.  Not only that, but his sin was detailed publicly before the entire student body of Ambassador College in a special assembly for students and employees.

 

On June 8, 1972, Ted was reinstated to an elevated position in the Church, and allowed to make radio and television broadcasts.  On July 20, he was reinstated to full rank as an evangelist in the Church, and placed back on both college and church boards, and named executive vice-president of the Worldwide Church of God.

 

Did Ted Armstrong ever really repent of these carnal sins of adultery and lustful passion?  He certainly professed repentance -- many times.  Al Carrozzo, who counselled with him many times concerning his adulterous affairs, writes about Ted's amazing ability to shed crocodile tears and to show incredible "remorse" when confronted with his sins.  He declared,

 

                 "Later it dawned on me that Ted is a sterling actor, a pwerful persuader -- one who

                      can make you feel guilty for even approaching a delicate subject.  One Worldwide

                      Church evangelist summed it up succinctly:  'Tec can charm the rattle off a snake.'

                      Unfortunately, he charms people too.  Glib as an orator and possessing awesome

                      mental dexterity, Ted can change black into white, turn silk into wool, and refine

                      sin into baseless allegation and rumor" (ibid., p.44-45).

 

However, in a newspaper interview in 1987, in Orange County, California, the Pasadena Star News asked Ted Armstrong about the allegations of his having committed adultery in the past. The writer wondered if Ted Armstrong had really been guilty of sexual sins, in the mid-1970s.  Here was an excellent chance for Ted to

"come clean" about his womanizing past and admit the truth, showing the sincerity, if any, of his repentance!

 

In the January 4, 1987 article, the reporter asked Ted Armstrong about the charges of adultery and womanizing which were made back in 1974.  His answer?  The article declared:

 

                   "Armstrong FLATLY DENIED old stories that he had sexual

                    encounters with Ambassador students and other women.  'There

                    was never a whisper of anything immoral and hadn't been for

                    years and years."

 

The tragic truth is that Ted Armstrong has never "come clean" publicly about his horrendous immorality and sexual sins under the cover of evangelical saintliness.  He has never admitted that as a "man of God" he seduced women, countless women, and bedded them like a satyr -- a sex-crazed monster. 

 

Showing his own utter hypocrisy, in a meeting with ministers of the Worldwide Church of God in Big Sandy in 1974, Ted Armstrong personally suspended four ministers -- Walter Sharp, Dale Haynes, Bob McKibben and Jim Morrison -- who were all concerned about Ted's "qualifications" for the ministry.  During this seven and one half hour meeting, Ted denied ever having full sex with any woman other than his wife.  He admitted having fallen for one "silly young girl," as he then put it, but he denied having gone "all the way" with her.  So he himself continued the "cover-up" and refused to admit the plain truth, which by then, had become common knowledge among the field ministry!  Those who complained -- or who sought the truth -- were simply FIRED!

 

This hypocritical "cover-up" continued throughout the seventies.  Herbert Armstrong NEVER made public mention of his son's sexual indiscretions, adulteries, and wickedness.  We will see shortly the probable reason why Herbert was so loathe to publicly attack or humiliate his son, and to rebuke him for his on-going hedonistic charade.

 

Only after Ted himself was disfellowshipped from the Church, for other reasons, in 1978, did any one in an official capacity in the Worldwide Church of God admit to Ted's adultery.  Interestingly, it was Stanley Rader, Herbert Armstrong's personal assistant and the attorney for the Church, who had the temerity to admit Ted's adultery in public.  He did this on the Tom Snyder late night television show.

 

What does Almighty God think of these things?

 

Ted Armstrong seems to think that he can do anything -- that he was "born to preach the gospel."  In his own words to one critic, he exclaimed, "My father and I are ABOVE THE LAW!"  According to him, the normal qualifications for being a minister in God's Church, as they are outlined in I Timothy 3 and Titus 1, are not applicable to him -- because he was "specially called" to preach, regardless of how he lives his life!  

 

Paul wrote to Timothy, explaining, "A bishop then must be BLAMELESS, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, OF GOOD BEHAVIOR . . ." (v.2).  To Titus, Paul writes that an "elder" in the Church must be "blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of riot or unruly.  For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God, not self-willed, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre; but a lover of hospitality, a lover of good men, sober, just, HOLY, temperate:  Holding fast the faithful word as he has been taught . . ." (Titus 1:6-9).  How does Ted Armstrong "stack up" alongside these Scriptures? 

 

What does the Word of God say about his kind of attitude and conduct? 

 

Jeremiah the prophet, under divine inspiration, thunders, with the message of God, to these modern day "prophets" and "ministers" - - regardless of WHO they themselves think they are --

 

                "For the land is full of adulterers . . . For both prophet and priest are

                PROFANE; yea, IN MY HOUSE have I found their wickedness, saith

                the Lord. . . . And I have seen FOLLY in the prophets ... they prophesied

                in Baal, and caused my people to err.  I have seen also in the prophets . . .

                an horrible thing: they commit ADULTERY, and walk in LIES: they

                 strengthen the hand of evil-doers, that none doth return from his wicked-

                 ness: they are all of them unto me as SODOM, and the inhabitants

                 thereof as GOMORRAH" (Jer.23:10-14).

 

The adultery and lies of Garner Ted Armstrong, a modern "son of Eli," and the sins of Herbert W. Armstrong, a modern "Eli," will not go unaccounted for or unpunished.  God will not be mocked!

 

Has Garner Ted Armstrong ever repented of his sins of adultery and sexual immorality?  Frankly, he has never even publicly confessed to them in cldar and unmistakable language.  Wrote Al Carrozzo about twenty years ago, when Ted's sins had surfaced at that time,

 

                  "Has Garner Ted changed?  Did he really repent?  One thing is sure:  Ted

                      'repented, many, many times.  He has been called 'the professional repenter.' 

                       He can cry on cue" ("The Profligate Son," ibid., p.47).

        

                                              Shocking New Revelations

 

In more recent days, of course, the sins of Garner Ted Armstrong have returned with a "vengeance." Just a few years ago he was caught and filmed on video-tape in a massage parlor in Tyler, Texas, attempting to force himself sexually upon a massage therapist, Sue Rae Robertson.  As a result of his being caught on video-tape, in the act of masturbating himself in front of the masseuse, singing a song to himself, and trying to force himself on the masseuse,, the masseuse and her husband have SUED both Garner Ted Armstrong and the Church of God, International, in court for damages and legal fees.  The case is still pending in Texas court. and is due for a jury trial soon.

 

However, bad as this is, now word comes to us that the Church of God, International Board of Directors has finally FIRED Ted Armstrong from all positions he has held in the Church.  According to a letter sent out to all Church members, they have found out that he has been having an ongoing sexual relationship with a female Church member in the Tyler area.  This information just surfaced a few months ago.  According to reports, Ted Armstrong has taken this woman, less than half his age, on vacations to Disney World, and it is even alleged that she is now pregnant!

 

In the letter to the membership announcing the action they are taking against Ted